One half Llama, the other half bloke; Into trading and solving jokes, An abundance of grass is all that you need To make this a very happy birthday indeed! Who knows what this coming year might attract? I just hope it doesn’t bring on a Llama attack. We only need one Llama, and that Llama …
Category Archives: Poetry
Ode To My Friend In Labour
The moment has come, after all of your waiting; Your womb is contracting, your cervix dilating. Breathe through apprehension and try to keep calm For in a short while, baby girl will be in your arms. It might hurt a little, I’m not going to lie. You might get frustrated and have a quick cry. …
Ode To Katherine Jenkins
Delighted to work in collaboration with @Dot2UK. His portraits and illustrations are 100% bespoke. To see more illustrations and commission your own bespoke illustration from this very talented chap, please see the website: www.dot2.uk.com. Ode To Katherine Jenkins Classic and contemporary are fused with evident ease As the voice of this mezzo-soprano resonates clearly on …
X Factor Final
At last we are here; the end is in sight And the X Factor Final kicks off for us tonight. We are eased into the show with all the finalists reunited And it’s clear that our four acts are all nervous and excited. “What A Feeling” is the song that has been chosen for the …
Coronation Street 50th Anniversary Live Episode
Coronation Street’s cast tonight faced a reduction As Molly Dobbs was killed off in the live anniversary production. Absolutely flawless, the whole team should be commended As underneath a pile of rubble, this young lady’s life ended. She revealed her secret to Sally, which came as a surprise Following yesterdays epidsode, with Ashley Peacock’s demise. …
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Happy Birthday Eamonn Holmes
It’s a birthday celebration so I’ll start the birthday cheers For a chap whose career in journalism spans over 30 years. I’m not sure that there is a channel on which he hasn’t been sighted And I can also tell you he worships at the altar of Manchester United. He’s the loveable Irish gentleman, who …
Royal Wedding Announcement – Prince William To Marry Kate Middleton
Royal Wedding Announcement Prince William To Marry Kate Middleton Today saw the announcement of a wonderful thing; A very special wedding, happening next Summer or Spring. Kate Middleton has, at last, had the promise from her groom That she’ll be marrying Prince William, fantastically soon! I’m really excited about it, and that is the truth …
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Remembrance Sunday Poem
Remember remember, on this day in November The people who sacrificed their lives. Dedication unsurpassed, they fought until the last So that their children, and our nation could survive. Remember remember, on this day in November Our minds cast back to the battles that were fought. Our soldiers were brave, as their mortality they gave …
Twitter Girls Charity Calendar
Twitter Girls Charity Calendar Stop! Hold the press! I’m so excited I could burst; We’ve got a bit of a story, and you heard it here first. With thanks to the lovely Gina of @ByGinaEvents We’re doing a Twitter Girls Charity Calendar to raise some pounds and some pence. The Wedding Industry is uniting, (which …
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