The Sun Does Rise With Eamonn Holmes On Sunrise

Our favourite Sunrise presenter, did an interview with the Mail
And instead of what was reported, they produced a might fail.
With all the usual cliches, they overlooked the matter in hand
And that is the demise of local news and training across the land.

Eamonn tries to involve the masses, as he gives the public his views
And with 30 years of experience, he knows how to handle the news.
New journalists may struggle, as the doors to the industry close
And what Mr Holmes really wanted to say, is what will happen to those?

The Sun Does Rise With Eamonn Holmes On Sunrise is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

We need to show our support to a stalwart of communication
As the mornings would be darker, without those smiles across the nation.
Eamonn Holmes is the kind of presenter who knows what the public needs
And with his skills, mighty oaks could grow, from his enthusiastic, versatile seeds!

X Factor Live Show Week 4 30/10/10

The weekend is here, and even though I am ill
The X Factor is on, so watch it I will.
I managed to stay awake the whole time it was on air
And I am shocking myself, with tonight’s favourite being Cher!

Matt Cardle had a go at Leona’s first hit
But it didn’t really compare, not even a little bit.
And Wagner’s Bat Out Of Hell, was an opera too far;
It’s Halloween, are you scared yet? I’d have to say that we are.

So I’ll be tuning in tomorrow, to see which act will go
With the mighty Rhianna performing on this particular results show.
Will One Direction and Katie Waissel both manage to survive?
Join me tomorrow evening, for another X Factor poem, written live!

X Factor Live Show Week 4 is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

Cher Lloyd performing ‘Stay’ on this weeks X Factor live show.

Number To Vote X Factor Live Show Week 4

Mary Byrne 0901 61 61 101

Aiden Grimshaw 0901 61 61 102

Belle Amie 0901 61 61 103

Rebecca Ferguson 0901 61 61 104

Treyc Cohen 0901 61 61 105

Matt Cardle 0901 61 61 106

Wagner 0901 61 61 107

Paije Richardson 0901 61 61 108

Katie Waissel 0901 61 61 109

One Direction 0901 61 61 110

Cher Lloyd 0901 61 61 111

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Whoever You Are, You Need Lings Cars

You don’t want to miss this! Everyone should see!
A lady who eats dragons, for breakfast, dinner and tea.
She has so many deals, for whoever you are;
If you want a motor, then you should go to LINGsCars!

When you click onto the site, you might get a surprise
As the info and colour is a symphony for your eyes.
Ling calculates the deals in her own special way
In terms of how many Big Macs it would cost you each day.

Now, read the testimonials, then select the car you need;
If you have a query, Ling responds very quickly indeed.
Once you’ve checked out her website, you’ll tell everyone you meet!
So sign up with LingsCars today to drive your new car next week!

Whoever You Are, You Need Lings Cars is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

X Factor Results Live Show Sunday Week Three

We’ve hit 8’clock and it’s X Factor results time;
The contestants kicked us off with a badly synched mime.
Luckily Mrs Cole’s performance was far better rehearsed
And it was lovely and sweet to see her shaking with nerves.

Michael Buble also performed, and the British ladies swooned
As we awaited the results, under the light of the moon.
But do you know, I think truly, that most ladies’ new goal
Is now to embody the dainty Cheryl Cole.

A well placed ad break followed, for Cheryl to re-dress
Before Dermot gave us the answer as to which acts were a success.
Cher, Aiden, Wagner then Katie went through
Then One Direction heard the news that they were safe too.

Rebecca then Belle Amie, that made 7 happy acts
And the eigth person through, was the talented Matt.
Tesco’s Mary was the tenth, closely followed by Paije;
So John and Treyc will now sing for survival on the stage.

The last two songs did nothing for me, my attention span gone
But it was no great surprise that the evictee was John.
Tonight Cheryl’s performance, was for me, the real treat;
So it’s over and out now, from me, till next week!

X Factor Live Results Show Sunday Week Three is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

X Factor Live Show Week Three 23/10/2010

X Factor Live Show Week Three Poem

It’s Saturday night X Factor, so come on, let’s have it;

The first act of note, was Rebecca as Jessica Rabbit.

Then Matt Cardle hit the stage and all acts were eclipsed

As Britney’s, Hit Me One More Time, smoothly passed his lips.

Cher Lloyd had performed in the interim, but she doesn’t float my boat;

Perhaps I’m jaded by the incident, at judges’ houses, with her throat.

But anyway, I’m digressing now, I’m thoroughly enjoying the show

And I’d love to hear your thoughts on who you think is next to go!

X Factor Live Show Week Three is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

X Factor Voting Lines Telephone Numbers Week 3

Paije Richardson 0901 61 61 101
John Adaleye 0901 61 61 102
Rebecca Ferguson 0901 61 61 103
Cher Lloyd 0901 61 61 104
Matt Cardle 0901 61 61 105
One Direction 0901 61 61 106
Treyc Cohen 0901 61 61 107
Mary Byrne 0901 61 61 108
Aiden Grimshaw 0901 61 61 109
Belle Amie 0901 61 61 110
Wagner 0901 61 61 111
Katie Waissel 0901 61 61 112

The Spending Review

Oh dear, cried the politicians
We seem to be in debt
We’re going to make some cutbacks;
Let’s see what reaction we get.

We’ll shave a bit off the public sector
And then some more for good measure
Did you say you wanted to be taxed more?
Why thank you, it’s our pleasure.

We’re doing it for the country;
Debts mount into the trillions.
Some might get caught with their pants down
Showing faces of ruddy vermillion.

We’re doing what the banks might call
An extensive financial review.
Also known to those in the trade as
Extraction of money, from me and you.

We make no bones about it
The whole economy will be hit
But we’re on a rollercoaster
And we might do the double dip.

Today the decisions will be spoken.
The public wait for the commandments to be read.
Brace yourself Britain, for reality;
It all rests on the Chancellor’s head.

Chilean Miners Rescue

Chilean Miners Rescue – A Poem

Just after 7am this morning, there was boundless jubilation
As the fourth of the Chilean Miners, was freed from incarceration.
They braved a treacherous journey, to re-emerge from beneath;
Their families waiting proudly, their faces telling stories of relief.

The number of days they have been trapped, now totals sixty-nine
Which I imagine is not an ideal stay inside a claustrophobic mine.
There’s lots of talk of detachment, and post traumatic stress
But the fact that they are alive and well, should be counted as success.

This is absolutely epic, and a well-televised operation,
And we’ve had up-to-date press coverage, throughout the entire duration.
The world is following closely as these miners’ rescue is shown
And whilst we wait for them all to be freed, I want to wish them a safe journey home.

Ode To Claire Rayner OBE 22 January 1931 – 12 October 2010

It is with a heavy heart, on the 12th of October
That the nation is told, Claire Rayner’s life is over.
Agony aunt to many, and a legend in her own right
She was a dedicated woman, and the world has lost a light.

Claire, was born in 1931, and died today, aged 79
Her career spanned over many years; gaining an OBE in that time.
That was for services for health issues, and she was rightly praised;
She originally trained as a nurse in London, where she was born and raised

Faced with challenges in her life, she remained strong as can be;
Working tirelessly through her illness, to promote the charity.
A Wife, a mother and an inspiration, my thoughts go to her family today;
She may be gone, but never forgotten, and in your hearts she’ll always stay.

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