Today on your birthday, I hope you feel like the only girl in the world;
Please don’t stop the music, because we love everything that you do, girl!
Te amo Rihanna, you have the most enviable figure
And with a truly worldwide audience, your fanbase can’t get any bigger!
We’d never be unfaithful to you, as long as you keep producing those hits;
Pon De Replay gave us the first show of your soulful Barbaden hips.
There was no russian roulette involved when you chose what would be your career
As you never fail to give us great new songs and videos, year upon year.
You don’t need to ask “What’s My Name” because everyone knows who you are;
I really don’t hate that I love you, because you are a genuine superstar!
When I listen to your amazing tunes Rihanna, I prefer to do it loud;
Your song list is simply glittering and you have every reason to be proud.
I presume there won’t be an SOS as you don’t need to be saved;
How does it feel, to know that at any given moment, your music is being played?
Does it give you a sense of disturbia, or are you just simply beaming?
I think it must be the latter as I would be dancing upon the ceiling!
I fall under the fan umbrella, which is why I wanted to write this for you;
From Shut Up and Drive to S & M, I love everything that you do!
You’re absolutely gorgeous and bursting at the seams with style
And I hope that on your special day this personal poem will make you smile.
You’re admired by so many people, and looked up to by everyone
So thank you for sharing your talent and your music from the sun.
Take a bow Rihanna – hope it’s the best birthday you’ve ever had
As the whole world sends birthday wishes to our favourite good girl gone bad.