“I don’t want to go” he said from his bed “I’d rather stay home and eat ice cream instead. I can’t stand the teachers and the kids are as bad And that’s without mentioning their mums and their dads. The dinners are nasty. They make me feel sick. And there’s always some joker with a …
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Vinyl – Poem
Vinyl A wife returned one day from work and found her husband raving. The music boomed, he’d filled the room and all were misbehaving. With party debris everywhere, She paused to take it in. Though speechless, she released the beast; the banshee from within. “How could you do this to our home? The floor is …
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