A Poem About School

“I don’t want to go” he said from his bed
“I’d rather stay home and eat ice cream instead.
I can’t stand the teachers and the kids are as bad
And that’s without mentioning their mums and their dads.
The dinners are nasty. They make me feel sick.
And there’s always some joker with a plethora of tricks.
The playground’s unfriendly and inhabited by bullies
And they pick on me daily, which is a bit of a worry;
They all call me names and say they’re going to hurt me.
Oh, and the toilets are smelly and also quite dirty.
I think that I’ve learned all I’ll ever know
And nobody likes me so I am not going to go.”
His wife rolled her eyes as she stood at the door.
“But darling, you’re headmaster. That’s what you’re paid for!”

A Poem About School ~ written by Ms Moem.

funny poem about school written by Ms Moem

Vinyl – Poem

Vinyl - funny poem by ms moem

Vinyl
A wife returned one day from work
and found her husband raving.
The music boomed, he’d filled the room
and all were misbehaving.

With party debris everywhere,
She paused to take it in.
Though speechless, she released the beast;
the banshee from within.

“How could you do this to our home?
The floor is drenched with drink.
I heard your music down the road.
What must the neighbours think?”

The strangers in the living room
danced on, all unaware.
The wife was mad, that much was clear.
The husband didn’t care.

The music stopped, the wife collapsed;
She sobbed with heavy tears.
He gestured to the stereo and said
“Change the record dear!”

Vinyl is a poem written by Ms Moem

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