X Factor Live Results Show 07/11/10

It’s the X Factor Live Results show; it’s terribly en vogue.
Tonight with performances from Shayne Ward and Kylie Minogue.
There’s a mass of pyrotechnics and the excitement is filling the air
As Shayne sang his new single, sparks flew from his derriere!

Kylie is a legend, and commanded the stage with ease
Looking simply sensational; I’m sure everyone agrees.
It’s great that her and Danni can share this experience together
Proving a sister is not just for the X Factor; a sister is forever.

So back to the matter in hand, and with anticaption growing
Dermot will fill us in, on who’s staying and who’s going.
Don’t forget that Simon has been left with only one selection
So will he be with us next week with his boy band, One Direction?

Aiden and Rebecca are the first to go safely through
Followed by Matt Cardle, and Simon smiles as One Direction are too.
Paije jumped up and down and shared a hug with Dannii right there
Before the next act through was announced, to be Cheryl Cole’s act, Cher.

Wagner somehow made it through at which Cheryl looked rather sad
Then Tesco’s Mary was also saved, looking relieved and glad.
Katie and Treyc both will sing, to see who comes back next week;
So one of Cheryl’s acts will go – which one will suffer defeat?

An impassioned Katie sat on the stage,and said “sod it” with her plea
Singing to the masses, “Please, please don’t give up on me!”
Treyc sang Unbreak My Heart from Toni Braxton, with tears in her eyes;
Which act has sung her final note and is headed to X Factor demise?

Simon said that Treyc was clearly the better singer
But Katie is more interesting; so Katie was his winner.
Next we hear from Cheryl, but she refused to give her vote
So next we head to Danni, and she went for Katie’s throat.

Louis said he liked both of them, but voted Treyc to go
And because Cheryl hadn’t voted, this is the end of Treyc on the show.
Katie will get to sing again, because Cheryl passed the buck
So commiserations now to Treyc, that was incredible bad luck!

X Factor Live Results Show 07/11/10 is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

BBC Strike

It’s bonfire night and we have a BBC Strike;
Members of the NUJ, began their walk-out at midnight.
We are set to see disruption, even to their flagship shows
They say they have a contingency, so let’s see how it goes.

There were tensions over pensions, when this row first began
And now picket lines are being formed at sites across the land.
With some high profile players, including presenter Fiona Bruce
We wonder when the two sides will find a mutually beneficial truce.

BBC Strike is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

Boux Avenue, From Theo Paphitis To You

There’s a new lingerie firm, that’s just made it’s debut
It’s name is Boux Avenue; From Theo Paphitis to you!
Ladies of all sizes are now dancing with glee
And ready to buy bras in sizes A up to G.

Twitter fans were first to hear this project’s new name;
Brought to us by Theo, of Dragons’ Den fame!
Seductive and romantic, with designs in their plenty
Boux caters for sizes from 8 up to 20.

So come the official launch in spring 2011
Women across the land will be in lingerie heaven.
So if you need nightwear or lingerie, you know what to do
Don’t get your knickers in a twist, just visit Boux Avenue!

Boux Avenue, From Theo Paphitis To You is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

X Factor Live Results Show Week 4 31/10/10

The X Factor results show, kicked off with the group song
This time led by Bon Jovi, with contestants singing along.
They were living on a prayer, waiting for time to pass by
Before the next act took the stage, in the guise of Jamiroquai.

Tonight, the lovely Rhianna, is the star headline act;
This girl has real talent and that is a fact!
The phone lines are closed, and no more votes can be cast;
Which X Factor performer is about to sing their last?

After the obligatory ad breaks, those safe move to one side
With only those with the lowest votes, left with nowhere to hide.
Paije, Cher, Aiden and Wagner are the first to survive
With One Direction proving their lucky number truly is five.

The sixth act safe was Matt, followed by Rebecca
And Tesco’s Mary shimmied towards her own X Factor Mecca.
Treyc Cohen was the last, to be put safely through
So that leaves Belle Amie and Katie as this week’s bottom 2.

Simon Cowell told Katie, she sung better than on the main show
But as Belle Amie are his girls, then he voted Katie to go.
Cheryl is sending home Belle Amie, just to keep it fair
And Dannii chose to save Katie; so far no surprises there.

Cheeky Louis had the last vote, and so deadlock is had to be
And in the end, the act to go, was the quartet Belle Amie.
To be fair the last performance hadn’t been overly great
So now they’re out of the running, here’s to next week; I cannot wait!

X Factor Live Results Show Week 4 is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

The Sun Does Rise With Eamonn Holmes On Sunrise

Our favourite Sunrise presenter, did an interview with the Mail
And instead of what was reported, they produced a might fail.
With all the usual cliches, they overlooked the matter in hand
And that is the demise of local news and training across the land.

Eamonn tries to involve the masses, as he gives the public his views
And with 30 years of experience, he knows how to handle the news.
New journalists may struggle, as the doors to the industry close
And what Mr Holmes really wanted to say, is what will happen to those?

The Sun Does Rise With Eamonn Holmes On Sunrise is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

We need to show our support to a stalwart of communication
As the mornings would be darker, without those smiles across the nation.
Eamonn Holmes is the kind of presenter who knows what the public needs
And with his skills, mighty oaks could grow, from his enthusiastic, versatile seeds!

X Factor Live Show Week 4 30/10/10

The weekend is here, and even though I am ill
The X Factor is on, so watch it I will.
I managed to stay awake the whole time it was on air
And I am shocking myself, with tonight’s favourite being Cher!

Matt Cardle had a go at Leona’s first hit
But it didn’t really compare, not even a little bit.
And Wagner’s Bat Out Of Hell, was an opera too far;
It’s Halloween, are you scared yet? I’d have to say that we are.

So I’ll be tuning in tomorrow, to see which act will go
With the mighty Rhianna performing on this particular results show.
Will One Direction and Katie Waissel both manage to survive?
Join me tomorrow evening, for another X Factor poem, written live!

X Factor Live Show Week 4 is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

Cher Lloyd performing ‘Stay’ on this weeks X Factor live show.

Number To Vote X Factor Live Show Week 4

Mary Byrne 0901 61 61 101

Aiden Grimshaw 0901 61 61 102

Belle Amie 0901 61 61 103

Rebecca Ferguson 0901 61 61 104

Treyc Cohen 0901 61 61 105

Matt Cardle 0901 61 61 106

Wagner 0901 61 61 107

Paije Richardson 0901 61 61 108

Katie Waissel 0901 61 61 109

One Direction 0901 61 61 110

Cher Lloyd 0901 61 61 111

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X Factor Results Live Show Sunday Week Three

We’ve hit 8’clock and it’s X Factor results time;
The contestants kicked us off with a badly synched mime.
Luckily Mrs Cole’s performance was far better rehearsed
And it was lovely and sweet to see her shaking with nerves.

Michael Buble also performed, and the British ladies swooned
As we awaited the results, under the light of the moon.
But do you know, I think truly, that most ladies’ new goal
Is now to embody the dainty Cheryl Cole.

A well placed ad break followed, for Cheryl to re-dress
Before Dermot gave us the answer as to which acts were a success.
Cher, Aiden, Wagner then Katie went through
Then One Direction heard the news that they were safe too.

Rebecca then Belle Amie, that made 7 happy acts
And the eigth person through, was the talented Matt.
Tesco’s Mary was the tenth, closely followed by Paije;
So John and Treyc will now sing for survival on the stage.

The last two songs did nothing for me, my attention span gone
But it was no great surprise that the evictee was John.
Tonight Cheryl’s performance, was for me, the real treat;
So it’s over and out now, from me, till next week!

X Factor Live Results Show Sunday Week Three is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.

X Factor Live Show Week Three 23/10/2010

X Factor Live Show Week Three Poem

It’s Saturday night X Factor, so come on, let’s have it;

The first act of note, was Rebecca as Jessica Rabbit.

Then Matt Cardle hit the stage and all acts were eclipsed

As Britney’s, Hit Me One More Time, smoothly passed his lips.

Cher Lloyd had performed in the interim, but she doesn’t float my boat;

Perhaps I’m jaded by the incident, at judges’ houses, with her throat.

But anyway, I’m digressing now, I’m thoroughly enjoying the show

And I’d love to hear your thoughts on who you think is next to go!

X Factor Voting Lines Telephone Numbers Week 3

Paije Richardson 0901 61 61 101
John Adaleye 0901 61 61 102
Rebecca Ferguson 0901 61 61 103
Cher Lloyd 0901 61 61 104
Matt Cardle 0901 61 61 105
One Direction 0901 61 61 106
Treyc Cohen 0901 61 61 107
Mary Byrne 0901 61 61 108
Aiden Grimshaw 0901 61 61 109
Belle Amie 0901 61 61 110
Wagner 0901 61 61 111
Katie Waissel 0901 61 61 112