Glamourous presenter, and true yummy Mum
Today Holly Willoughby turns 30 years young.
With a lovely son and partner, and a daughter on the way
You are practically guaranteed to have a marvellous day.
A true natural beauty, with long flowing locks,
Entertaining us each morning, alongside the silver fox
Not even a naked chef could render you disconcerted
And when Gino did his nudey bit, your eyes were well averted.
Now as you wave goodbye to the tender age of 29
Your thirties will be a journey, through which you’ll continue to shine.
With a glittering showbiz career and happy family by your side;
Holly Willoughby, you’re a star, and you should be brimming with pride.
So from all of your followers and This Morning fans galore,
I hope your 30th birthday brings you all you wish and more.
And because it is your birthday, I decree that Britain be jolly
As everybody joins with me to say Happy 30th Birthday Holly!
There are moments in my life that I will remember, because you were there.
There are moments in my life when I feel I need you more than air.
There are moments in my life that I have to tell you how much I care.
And for us, those moments never shall decline.
There were times that I felt my heart could not contain such a feeling.
One tiny glance or touch was enough to set me reeling.
I didn’t just walk on air, I was dancing on the ceiling.
Oh how glad I am to say that you are mine.
For years it will be me and you, and that’s the way it should be
For nobody fits as nicely, as you slot together with me
And with the depth of our love, together we are truly free.
This is absolutely the greatest love of all time.
I would like to take a moment to tell you all about this book.
It is written by Brad Burton, and is more than worth a look.
It’s the inspirational story of just how far this chap has come
And it was voted best business book of the year……. by his ever devoted Mum.
This shows Brad has no pretentions, so you know what you read is real;
He has been in your situation, and knows just the way it feels.
He’s sat looking for inspiration, to provide for his family and wife
And the story of what happened for him next, has literally changed his life.
Now this book is cheekily titled, but it says all it needs to say
You need to focus on taking action, so that things will go your way.
It’s straight forward motivation in an honest and genuine style
Which not only will inspire you, but will also raise a smile.
So for your information, you should buy the book from the link;
Let Brad’s enthusiasm infect you, and even alter the way that you think.
There was nothing like this on the market, but that’s not the case anymore
So get off your …. and buy the book – go on, what you waiting for?
One half Llama, the other half bloke;
Into trading and solving jokes,
An abundance of grass is all that you need
To make this a very happy birthday indeed!
Who knows what this coming year might attract?
I just hope it doesn’t bring on a Llama attack.
We only need one Llama, and that Llama is you
So you can be proud of that, whatever you do.
Make this the year that great memories are made.
Bring joy to the world as you continue to trade.
I wish you every happiness and times free from Strife!
Happy Birthday Andrew and remember, a Llama is for life!
The moment has come, after all of your waiting;
Your womb is contracting, your cervix dilating.
Breathe through apprehension and try to keep calm
For in a short while, baby girl will be in your arms.
It might hurt a little, I’m not going to lie.
You might get frustrated and have a quick cry.
You can do this with your eyes shut, so try to stay cool
And appreciate the benefits of splashing in your pool.
Warm soothing water and your husband on hand
Will help you achieve the perfect birth you have planned.
You know you can do it, so keep holding strong
It soon will be over, and it won’t take that long.
So cherish these moments, the calm before the storm;
You’re doing SO well and your baby will soon be born.
We cannot wait to hear the news, so give a great big push,
Knowing you have a support team & lots of love from all of us!
A poem about Twitter, well what can I say?
Something about making time to tweet responsibly each day.
I’ve been exposed to some great people since I’ve become a twitter fan;
Tweet as much or as little as you like; or just slot it in when you can.
It’s a fabulous social network of people you’d like to know;
Follow some conversations, then dive in and have a go.
Learn your @ replies and #hashtags and add a little hint of spice
And before long you’ll have great followers, who won’t hesitate to tweet twice.
It’s brilliant for business networking, and finding fab new friends;
You can keep up to date with Worldwide news and follow British trends.
Or you can simply entertain the masses by telling them what you had for tea.
However you use Twitter, make sure you are following @andywesttv.
Are you trying to sell your home, but being evaded by success?
Would you benefit from some assistance to make it look its best?
Are you interested in overhauling your style in a special way?
Then the person you need to speak to is that Fiona Bray.
So savvy with homes and savvy with style;
Fiona will make you view your home with a smile.
If you want quality service, with class through and through
Then the gorgeous Fiona Bray is the property expert for you!
Fiona Bray is savvy with homes, and her speciality is working with clients to help them achieve the valuations they want when marketing a property. If you are interested in learning more about how to show your home at its very best in this challenging property market, please visit www.fionabray.com.
Delighted to work in collaboration with @Dot2UK. His portraits and illustrations are 100% bespoke. To see more illustrations and commission your own bespoke illustration from this very talented chap, please see the website: www.dot2.uk.com.
Ode To Katherine Jenkins
Classic and contemporary are fused with evident ease
As the voice of this mezzo-soprano resonates clearly on the breeze.
Born and raised in Wales, with plenty of talent and determination,
Katherine Jenkins is now a household name and admired across the nation.
Elegant and beautiful, there’s nothing that this lady can’t do;
From performing operatic arias, to acting roles on Doctor Who.
The Face Of Wales 2000 is recognized around the world
Proving that there are no limits for this former choirgirl.
Six studio albums reached number 1 before 2008
With Premiere making her the fastest-selling mezzo-soprano to date.
Katherine is a true professional who knew she could go far;
She’s a truly great British export and a worldwide superstar!