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You don’t want to miss this! Everyone should see!
A lady who eats dragons, for breakfast, dinner and tea.
She has so many deals, for whoever you are;
If you want a motor, then you should go to LINGsCars!
When you click onto the site, you might get a surprise
As the info and colour is a symphony for your eyes.
Ling calculates the deals in her own special way
In terms of how many Big Macs it would cost you each day.
Now, read the testimonials, then select the car you need;
If you have a query, Ling responds very quickly indeed.
Once you’ve checked out her website, you’ll tell everyone you meet!
So sign up with LingsCars today to drive your new car next week!
Whoever You Are, You Need Lings Cars is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.
We’ve hit 8’clock and it’s X Factor results time;
The contestants kicked us off with a badly synched mime.
Luckily Mrs Cole’s performance was far better rehearsed
And it was lovely and sweet to see her shaking with nerves.
Michael Buble also performed, and the British ladies swooned
As we awaited the results, under the light of the moon.
But do you know, I think truly, that most ladies’ new goal
Is now to embody the dainty Cheryl Cole.
A well placed ad break followed, for Cheryl to re-dress
Before Dermot gave us the answer as to which acts were a success.
Cher, Aiden, Wagner then Katie went through
Then One Direction heard the news that they were safe too.
Rebecca then Belle Amie, that made 7 happy acts
And the eigth person through, was the talented Matt.
Tesco’s Mary was the tenth, closely followed by Paije;
So John and Treyc will now sing for survival on the stage.
The last two songs did nothing for me, my attention span gone
But it was no great surprise that the evictee was John.
Tonight Cheryl’s performance, was for me, the real treat;
So it’s over and out now, from me, till next week!
X Factor Live Results Show Sunday Week Three is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.
X Factor Live Show Week Three Poem
It’s Saturday night X Factor, so come on, let’s have it;
The first act of note, was Rebecca as Jessica Rabbit.
Then Matt Cardle hit the stage and all acts were eclipsed
As Britney’s, Hit Me One More Time, smoothly passed his lips.
Cher Lloyd had performed in the interim, but she doesn’t float my boat;
Perhaps I’m jaded by the incident, at judges’ houses, with her throat.
But anyway, I’m digressing now, I’m thoroughly enjoying the show
And I’d love to hear your thoughts on who you think is next to go!
X Factor Live Show Week Three is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.
X Factor Voting Lines Telephone Numbers Week 3
Paije Richardson 0901 61 61 101
John Adaleye 0901 61 61 102
Rebecca Ferguson 0901 61 61 103
Cher Lloyd 0901 61 61 104
Matt Cardle 0901 61 61 105
One Direction 0901 61 61 106
Treyc Cohen 0901 61 61 107
Mary Byrne 0901 61 61 108
Aiden Grimshaw 0901 61 61 109
Belle Amie 0901 61 61 110
Wagner 0901 61 61 111
Katie Waissel 0901 61 61 112
Oh dear, cried the politicians
We seem to be in debt
We’re going to make some cutbacks;
Let’s see what reaction we get.
We’ll shave a bit off the public sector
And then some more for good measure
Did you say you wanted to be taxed more?
Why thank you, it’s our pleasure.
We’re doing it for the country;
Debts mount into the trillions.
Some might get caught with their pants down
Showing faces of ruddy vermillion.
We’re doing what the banks might call
An extensive financial review.
Also known to those in the trade as
Extraction of money, from me and you.
We make no bones about it
The whole economy will be hit
But we’re on a rollercoaster
And we might do the double dip.
Today the decisions will be spoken.
The public wait for the commandments to be read.
Brace yourself Britain, for reality;
It all rests on the Chancellor’s head.
The Spending Review is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.
Chilean Miners Rescue – A Poem
Just after 7am this morning, there was boundless jubilation
As the fourth of the Chilean Miners, was freed from incarceration.
They braved a treacherous journey, to re-emerge from beneath;
Their families waiting proudly, their faces telling stories of relief.
The number of days they have been trapped, now totals sixty-nine
Which I imagine is not an ideal stay inside a claustrophobic mine.
There’s lots of talk of detachment, and post traumatic stress
But the fact that they are alive and well, should be counted as success.
This is absolutely epic, and a well-televised operation,
And we’ve had up-to-date press coverage, throughout the entire duration.
The world is following closely as these miners’ rescue is shown
And whilst we wait for them all to be freed, I want to wish them a safe journey home.
Chilean Miners Rescue is a poem © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.
It is with a heavy heart, on the 12th of October
That the nation is told, Claire Rayner’s life is over.
Agony aunt to many, and a legend in her own right
She was a dedicated woman, and the world has lost a light.
Claire, was born in 1931, and died today, aged 79
Her career spanned over many years; gaining an OBE in that time.
That was for services for health issues, and she was rightly praised;
She originally trained as a nurse in London, where she was born and raised
Faced with challenges in her life, she remained strong as can be;
Working tirelessly through her illness, to promote the charity.
A Wife, a mother and an inspiration, my thoughts go to her family today;
She may be gone, but never forgotten, and in your hearts she’ll always stay.
Ode To Claire Rayner OBE is © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.
Today I’m absolutely delighted, to give you a preview
Of Ms Moem’s flagship offering, that we can create for you.
I will craft you a poem, that’s as personal as your name
And it will come supplied to you, in a stunning couture frame.
The quality of these pieces, simply couldn’t be finer As I am delighted to be working with an exlusive designer.
A genuine original is waiting to adorn your walls for you;
You just need to make your payment and provide a detail or two.
Your friends will remark every time they come round
At what fabulous value you got for £99 pounds!*
So let me take your emotions and express all you want to say;
Commission your couture moem, and it will soon be on it’s way!
*Just £99 enables you to commission a bespoke poem, which comes supplied to you in a 14″ by 16″ couture vintage frame . There are two other size options. Make your selection from the drop down menu before you click to make your payment.
Surrender Your Love is © Ms Moem 2010 and may not be reproduced anywhere without permission.
Theo Paphitis Champions Small Businesses on Small Business Sunday #sbs
He’s a business phenemenon now promoting small business success
Via the medium of Twitter, with his hashtag #sbs.
I sent over my best offering, wondering if he would retweet this
And lo and behold, Ms Moem was mentioned by the fabulous Theo Paphitis.
His concept is simple, but for us it’s a treat;
He’s championing small businesses with a well placed retweet.
So small business Sunday might become a tradition;
Add #sbs to your tweets, to participate in Theo’s mission.
It is less than 10 hours since I released my first book
And already I can feel an overwhelming wave of good luck!
Now as you can imagine, I am bouncing with glee
So on the behalf of all small businesses, I’d like to say thank you Mr P!
Stop the press! Everyone look!
Today sees the release of my very first book.
I’ve chosen today because of the magical date
And my book has been designed to inspire and motivate.
It is crammed with 26 must-read poems
All crafted at the hands, of me, Ms Moem.
I’d be delighted if you would give it a read;
I also hope it will motivate you, just when you need!
Motivational Moems is the book you can’t do without,
And it will help you to feel inspired, of that I’m in no doubt.
It is the little book that is big on inspiration
And if you ask me nicely, I’ll even do you a dedication! 😉
You can buy your copy of the book of Motivational Moems here, by paying via the Buy Now button below. Your order will be dispatched on or around the 25th of October, but pay today to save 10%.*
10% off valid until midnight on the 20th of October, 2010. Standard price £10, free postage.